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Published:September 10th, 2012 15:52 EST

Seal: Marriage Ended Because Heidi Klum 'Fornicated With The Help'

By Robert Paul Reyes

"German supermodel and TV host Heidi Klum denied accusations by Seal her fornicating `with the help` was what caused their marriage to end.

Seal told TMZ about one week ago Klum was cheating on him with her bodyguard, Martin Kristen, before they separated in January.


`I preferred Heidi would have showed a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help,` he said.


Heidi Klum claims that when they were together, she "never looked at another man." That statement is patently false, even couples who are madly in love with each other have wandering eyes.

I don`t know who is responsible for the breakdown of the marriage, but I give style points to Seal for his unique and eloquent words.

Seal sounds like an Old Testament prophet in alleging that Klum was "fornicating with the help." I bet Lindsay Lohan grabbed her dictionary, or rather stole one, to find out the meaning of "fornication." I can see the light bulb coming on: Gee, I do that with the help and anybody else, male or female, who looks halfway cute.

Klum, on the other hand, gets no style points at all; already she`s frolicking in the beach with her bodyguard.

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