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Published:September 15th, 2012 10:40 EST
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Mitt Romney Claims To Like Snooki! What A Phony Moron!

By Robert Paul Reyes

I`m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny`s she`s gotten. She`s lost weight. She`s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun. "

Try to guess which famous moron uttered this endorsement of Snooki; believe it or not it was Mitt Romney.

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Romney will say anything to win the presidential election, but I never imagined he would stoop so low, in an attempt to appeal to the youth vote.

The Republican presidential nominee even speaks like a tween girl: I`m kind of a Snooki fan. Her personality is kind of fun. Romney is kind of a tool, and he`s destined to lose.

I doubt that Romney knows Snooki from a Swiss bank account. His handlers probably told him You are too freakin` stiff, tell the public that you like Snooki, maybe that will help to make you look more human.

Romney`s stupid statement reminds me of when Sen. Marco Rubio said that he really liked Nicki Minaj. The bi-sexual, liberal rapper with a filthy mouth and an empty brain is the antithesis of everything the family values Rubio claims to believe in. I`m a strong supporter of gay rights and free speech, but I can`t stand Minaj. Rubio, you love Minaj? Really? Moron!

Romney`s stamp of endorsement of Snooki is reason enough not to vote for him.

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