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Published:October 1st, 2012 12:06 EST

TLC Orders Honey Boo Boo Holiday Specials! Merry Redneck Christmas! Hick Halloween!

By Robert Paul Reyes

The Learning Channel has ordered a second season of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo", along with three holiday specials celebrating Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas.

America can`t enough of Honey Boo Boo and her redneck clan, and we will be more than happy to spend the "Holladays" with them.


Some folks think that Sugar Bear, Honey Boo Boo, Chickadee,
Chubs, Uncle Poodle, Mama, Pumpkin and the baby with two thumbs on one hand might be perfect for Halloween, but not so much for Xmas or Thanksgiving.

To hell with the Stepford perfection of the Andy Williams and Osmond family Christmas specials of yesterday, I want some Yuletide fun with the belching, farting and loveable Honey Boo Boo family.

I`m going to do it up redneck style with Honey Boo Boo and her family this Holiday season.

Redneckognize fool!

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