October 23rd, 2012 14:09 EST
List II: Guesses About Donald Trump's Bombshell News About Barack Obama
Real estate mogul and reality star, Donald Trump, announced on Monday that he will be making a bombshell announcement on Wednesday about Obama.
When you announce that you will make an announcement, you can be sure that the announcement will be earthshattering, or maybe not.
This is my first Top Ten List of guesses as to what this bombshell announcement is all about:
Here`s my second list:
*When Michelle Obama is away from the White House, Obama orders the White House cook to fix him a big old mess of sketti, with a side of deep-fried Twinkies.
*Obama sprays Bo, the White House pooch, with a noxious odor so he won`t be tempted to barbeque him.
*Joe Biden was planning on wearing clown makeup for his debate, but the Secret Service agents confiscated the clown gear before he got up on stage.
*Newsweek Magazine was right, Obama really is the first gay president.
*Trump has a copy of Obama`s original birth certificate, unfortunately it`s written in Swahili so Trump can`t read it on TV.
*Big Bird donated a million bucks to Obama`s campaign.
*Obama goes to sleep every night listening to Rev. Jeremiah Wright`s sermons.
*Obama has a crush on Honey Boo Boo`s mom, "Mama".
*Trump has a video of Obama crip walking with Snoop Dogg.
*Get real; do you really think Trump has a big announcement?
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