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Published:October 24th, 2012 13:54 EST

Video! Trump's Bombshell Obama Scoop Biggest Dud Of All Time!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Real estate mogul and reality star, Donald Trump, announced on Monday that he will be making a bombshell announcement on Wednesday about Obama.

When you announce that you will make an announcement, you can be sure that the announcement will be earthshattering, or maybe not. "


This is my first Top Ten List of guesses as to what this bombshell announcement is all about:

This is my second Top Ten List:

Here`s my final list:

"The very big announcement reality TV mogul Donald Trump promised is  an offer to donate $5 million to charity if President Obama releases his college records and applications and passport records and applications. Deadline: October 31st, 5 pm."

Washington Post

For those who were really expecting a bombshell announcement read my top ten lists, they are a lot funnier and a hell of a lot more entertaining than Donald Trump`s big announcement.

Of course there`s a bigger chance that Mitt Romney will dance the Macarena wearing only his Magic Mormon Underpants on live TV, than there is of Obama releasing his college transcripts.

By now even the most fervent Obama supporters realize that he`s no Messiah, and he ain`t no genius. Obama`s college transcripts would probably reveal that he was a mediocre student who was accepted into prestigious universities solely because of the color of his skin.

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