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Published:October 26th, 2012 12:32 EST

Canadians Too Polite To Complain About Couples Having Loud Sex In Hotel

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A survey of Canadian women on vacation published Thursday suggested 10 percent found the sounds of sex from adjacent hotel rooms or cabins was a turn-on.

The survey said 36 percent of vacationing women were indifferent to hearing the sounds of sex through the walls or doors and 2 percent were offended enough to complain to hotel management."



I`m not surprised that only 2 percent of Canadian women would complain to hotel management about a couple in an adjacent room engaging in loud sex. Canadians are polite to a fault, if a dude got so drunk that he crapped on himself, the typical Canadian would exclaim: God, bless you sir.

The typical American, male or female, would bang on the hotel wall, and yell: Keep it down, you freaks!

I can imagine Mama and Sugar Bear of Honey Boo Boo fame in a Canadian hotel room, they would make so much ruckus, that even Mr. T. would be afraid to tell them to quiet down.

Fortunately for our neighbors to the north, Canada ain`t redneck enough for the Honey Boo Boo clan.

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