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Published:October 31st, 2012 13:49 EST
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Top Ten Celebs To Go Trick-or-Treating With! Happy Halloween!

By Robert Paul Reyes

HONEY BOO BOO CHILD

Halloween is supposed to be all about the kids. Hello, Honey Boo Boo Child is a child.

CHICKADEE

Convince Honey Boo Boo`s big sis to bring her baby with three thumbs along for the ride. Her baby is so adorable you are bound to get a lot of candy.

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LADY GAGA

Gaga always dresses freaky; she won`t have to do anything special for Halloween.

SNOOKI

With the orange tan that Snooki slathers on her face, she makes the perfect pumpkin.

JOAN RIVERS

This witch will scare innocent citizens into giving away a lot of candy.

SHERMAN HEMSLEY

This sit-com star died three months ago, but he hasn`t been buried yet. Bring him along "Weekend with Bernie" style.

OPRAH WINFREY

Just tell the former talk show queen to remove her makeup; she will make the perfect witch.

PARIS HILTON

You may not get a lot of candy trick-or-treating with this skank, but she`s bound to give you a treat. (If you know what I mean.)

MAMA (Honey Boo Boo`s Mom)

Her neck crud is scarier than some fool dressed up like Count Dracula.

LINDSAY LOHAN

Forget about the goodies handed out by homeowners, Lilo is bound to flash her goodies.

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