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Published:November 2nd, 2012 10:34 EST
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'Dead Woman' Was Passed Out Drunk Dressed As Pregnant Zombie

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Alabama said a report of a potential dead woman in a sport utility vehicle was actually a drunken Halloween reveler passed out in her makeup.

Birmingham police said they received a report around 8:15 a.m. Thursday of an apparent shooting victim slumped over the wheel of an SUV at an intersection. They responded to discover the woman was passed out drunk while dressed up as a pregnant zombie."

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The woman`s face was covered in fake blood; it`s easy to understand why she was mistaken for a shooting victim.

I applaud the citizen who called the cops; thank goodness the drunkard was arrested before she came to and drove home. There might have been some real blood on her face if she got into an accident trying to drive herself home.

I have to give the lady points for going the extra mile trying to look like a real zombie; by getting plastered she walked just like a zombie.

The zombie was arrested on a charge of driving under the influence.

Read more:

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/11/01/Reported-dead-body-was-costumed-drunk/UPI-64541351801894/#ixzz2B4iUlrV5

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