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Published:November 15th, 2012 10:42 EST

Hostess May Liquidate! A World Without Twinkies? I'd Rather Be Dead!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Hostess Brands CEO said Wednesday the company will liquidate unless striking workers return to the job by the end of the day on Thursday.

`We simply do not have the financial resources to survive an ongoing national strike,` Greg Rayburn said in a statement."



I can imagine a world without puppies, kittens, butterflies and babies, but a world without Twinkies is a dystopia that I simply can`t imagine.

The greedy union workers are holding the world`s sanity hostage, they should immediately give up their unholy strike.

The contract was imposed by an impartial entity: A bankruptcy court. If the company liquidates because of the union workers, the greedy bastards should be tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.

I am going to stock up on Twinkies, fortunately the delicious snacks will last for decades without need of refrigeration.

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