December 2nd, 2012 12:21 EST
Two Dudes Shoplift 300 Pairs of Victoria's Secret Panties
"A couple of brazen young men waltzed into a Victoria`s Secret shop in San Diego this week and waltzed out with about 300 pairs of panties, police said.
The shoplifters mixed in with the crowd hunting for alluring Christmas gifts at the busy downtown shopping center and made off with a shopping bag stuffed with the company`s trademark panties."
You could never fit 300 pairs of men`s boxers or briefs in a shopping bag, but Victoria`s Secret panties are so skimpy the dudes probably could have stuffed 3,000 pairs of panties in one bag.
Victoria`s Secret seems to operate on the principle that the less material they use on a pair of panties, the more they will charge.
I don`t want Victoria`s Secret to sell granny panties, I just wish they wouldn`t charge so much for their skimpy lingerie.
I assume that the stolen Victoria`s Secret merchandise will show up for sale on eBay or Craigslist at reduced prices, these fine young men are performing a public service. Even women who can`t afford to shop at Victoria`s Secret have a right to wear panties that resemble dental floss.
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