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Published:December 3rd, 2012 13:56 EST

Pope Benedict Joins Twitter: God Weeps, Satan Laughs, Good Folks Vent Their Anger!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Pope Benedict XVI, the leader of the Roman Catholic Church, whose doctrines are steeped in the mindset of the Dark Ages, has joined the 21st century, at least as far as technology is concerned.


Pope Benedict is the latest celeb to join Twitter, his twitter account is

Female bimbo celebs have a penchant for wearing short skirts sans underwear, if the Pope really wants to get with the program he needs to severely shorten his dresses and forego wearing undies.

I call upon all enlightened people, to give the Pope a baptism of fire, in 140 characters or less tell him how much the Roman Catholic Church sucks.

Putting on a veneer of hipness won`t cover the fact that the Roman Catholic Church stinketh to high heaven. This is the 21st century and men and women of good will won`t put up with the Pope`s anti-gay and anti-female bigotry.

God must be weeping at the prospect of such a villain setting up his own Twitter account; even Hitler burning in hell is gnashing his teeth in disgust.

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