December 6th, 2012 10:54 EST
Dude Shoots Girlfriend: She Didn't Believe In Zombie Apocalypse
"Police in New York state said a man shot his girlfriend during a fight about whether a zombie outbreak as seen on AMC`s "The Walking Dead" could actually occur.
Nassau County Detective Lt. Raymond Cote said Jared Gurman, 26, argued via text messages with his girlfriend, Jessica Gelderman, 27, just after 2:30 a.m. Monday about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse as depicted on the AMC series."
The lovebirds were arguing via text; the dude felt that a zombie apocalypse was a very real possibility while his girlfriend thought the idea was ridiculous.
The girlfriend made the big mistake of going to her lover`s home to argue face-to-face. Gurman didn`t even let his boo enter his apartment, and he shot her in the back.
Jessica is the crazy person, how could she miss all the signs pointing to a zombie apocalypse: The Mayan calendar, the world-wide success of K-Pop, the supremacy of Honey Boo Boo, and the domination of the Billboard charts by Illuminati puppet Nicki Minaj.
The zombie-fearing dude drove his girlfriend to the hospital, where she was treated for a shattered rib, a pierced lung and a pierced diaphragm.
Wake up people! Don`t wait until your boyfriend shoots you in the back to see the light, the Apocalypse is right around the corner.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/05/Woman-shot-during-zombie-argument/UPI-92201354741515/#ixzz2EHabFzZi
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