December 13th, 2012 09:54 EST
Deadbeat Lindsay Lohan's Storage Unit To Be Auctioned Off! What In God's Name Is In It?
"Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of losing expensive designer clothes, family heirlooms and potentially embarrassing items ... because she hasn`t paid her storage bill and as a result the unit is about to go up on the auction block.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us ... LiLo has fallen behind on paying her monthly bill ... and now owes roughly $16,000 to the storage company."
If Lilo doesn`t want the world to discover what`s in her locker, she needs to pay the account in full before it`s bought by a good citizen who will probably sell the contents on eBay.
I don`t know what`s in Lohan`s storage unit, but I can tell you what you won`t find: Academy Awards, underwear, Grammy Awards, books, a key to the city of Beverly Hills, a painting of Mother Teresa, a college degree...
But I can guess what`s in the troubled starlet`s storage locker: Sex tapes, bongs, a pentagram, designer clothes, a dead person (the way homegirl drives she`s gotta have run over a pedestrian or two), a vodoo doll, penicillin, a stash of weed...
I hope that moron Charlie Sheen won`t rescue Lilo again; we want to know what`s in her locker.
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