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Published:December 20th, 2012 10:47 EST

NYC Health Clinic Video Depicts Santa Giving Away Free Condoms & Needles

By Robert Paul Reyes

A health clinic located in the Bronx, New York City released this Christmas video featuring Santa Claus handing out clean needles and condoms to drug addicts.

Some may see this video as proof that America is decadent and that Doomsday is right around the corner, but I applaud this clinic for thinking outside the box.


Santa Claus normally hands out candy canes, and I don`t know anyone who likes candy canes. It warms my heart to see Santa doing something useful and productive.

What`s wrong with Jolly Old St. Nick giving free clean needles to drug addicts? It helps to stop the spread of dangerous diseases, and saves millions in health costs.

What`s wrong with Santa dispensing free condoms? If someone can`t afford a condom, he sure as hell shouldn`t be impregnating any women.

This Santa Claus, who ministers to the down and out, might as well also give them cheap wine or malt liquor for Christmas.

These folks will NEVER, EVER, be productive citizens anyway, Santa should give them some alcohol so they can at least enjoy a few moments of bliss.

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