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Published:December 25th, 2012 13:22 EST

Santa Claus Is A God-Figure To Children

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Rival Santa-tracking services offered by NORAD and Google repeatedly pinpointed the jolly elf in two different places at once throughout Christmas Eve."



No gremlin or Grinch is responsible for this glitch; in fact it`s not an error at all.

Santa Claus is omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent. Jolly Old St. Nick is more of a god figure to children than Jehovah himself.

With so many calamities and catastrophes in the world, it seems that God can`t be everywhere at once. But Santa Claus can be at more than one place at a time, that`s the only way he can deliver presents to every child in the world by Christmas Day.

The evil seem to prosper despite their evil deeds, but you can`t fool Santa, he knows who`s been good or bad. A bad child knows very well that he will end up with a lump of coal or a Honey Boo Boo doll instead of new iPhone.

The Jolly Super-Sized Elf is all-powerful, regardless how big your presents are, he will drag them down your chimney.

Children don`t forget to thank Santa, he`s the Man or God!

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