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Published:December 29th, 2012 12:25 EST
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Moron Gets 19 Months For Planning Robbery To Fund Going-To-Jail Party

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Illinois man who admitted planning a bank robbery to fund his going-to-jail party for a drug conviction was sentenced to 19 months in prison for the plot.

The FBI said Mickey Loniello Jr., 36, was facing a lengthy jail term for drug charges in 2007 so he and a pair of co-conspirators -- including an undercover FBI agent wearing a wire -- made plans to steal a getaway car and rob a Chase Bank branch in Oak Park, Ill., to fund a goodbye fest, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Friday.

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Loniello and his accomplice, Nathaniel Aguilar, were provided with a dummy .45 caliber handgun and were busted when they attempted the robbery May 25, 2007."

UPI

Loniello is too stupid to be a criminal if he can`t tell the difference between a real gun and a dummy gun, and an undercover FBI agent and a real friend.

Let`s hope this moron is kept in jail until his trial is over, so he won`t commit a robbery to pay for a going-to-prison party.

I`m sure the prisoners are preparing a welcome-to-prison party for this oxygen thief, the only thing he will be required to bring to the party is a jar of Vaseline.

The neighbors of this joker should throw an " I`m glad this moron is going to prison party."

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/12/28/19-months-for-robbery-to-fund-party/UPI-12241356716648/#ixzz2GSiLzEdU

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