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Published:January 22nd, 2013 13:44 EST

Dude Smashes Urn Full Of Human Ashes Over Head Of Brother

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Ohio man was arrested for allegedly smashing an urn full of human ashes over the head of another man during an argument, police said.

Officer Jesse Perkins wrote he arrived on the scene and witnessed Joel Pérez, 23; break the large blue urn over the head of another man, knocking him unconscious. The breaking of the urn caused a cloud of human ashes to emerge.


It was unclear whether the victim, who suffered cuts to his head and body, was Perez`s brother."


The average dude can survive with his dignity intact if somebody breaks a beer bottle over his head.

But when your own brother smashes an urn full of human ashes over your head, that is bound to leave deep emotional scars.

I freak out when I discover an ant crawling on my head, if I was covered with human ashes I would probably take a 7-hour shower.

Fortunately, the victim was knocked unconscious, and maybe the cops cleaned him up a little before he regained consciousness.

The assailant was arrested and charged with felonious assault and domestic violence. He should also have been charged with disturbing the remains of the dead.

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