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Published:January 26th, 2013 12:15 EST

Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Turns Down Offer To Compete On DWTS

By Robert Paul Reyes

Troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down a six figure offer to compete on "Dancing with the Stars."

Why did the broke starlet turn down such a generous offer?

Maybe Lohan realizes that drugs and alcohol have destroyed her talent and her looks, and she doesn`t` deserve to be called a "star." If the name of the show was changed to "Dancing with the Stars and Junkies" she might accept the offer.


It could be that Lohan simply can`t dance without a stripper pole. Without a pole on stage she simply won`t know what to do with her legs.

Perhaps the former child star can`t accept rejection, if the judges criticized her dancing performance she would have a mental breakdown. If Lilo has a problem accepting rejection, I hope she never goes online.

Lohan stated that she turned down the offer because she doesn`t want to be on a reality show. Girlfriend, Please! Your life is a reality show!

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