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Published:February 28th, 2013 11:42 EST

Video! Alcoholic Calls 911 For A Cheeseburger

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police say Gregory Jackson Sr. called 911 nine times looking for a cheeseburger! Concerned for his well being, the dispatcher sent an officer to check on Mr. Jackson. They realized there was a warrant out for the nine-time caller and arrested him. But it wasn`t all bad, he did get a peanut butter and jelly in his cell." 



I can imagine a drunken college kid pulling this kind of a stunt, but Jackson Sr. is 52-freaking-years-old.

Jackson has been convicted of public intoxication 13 times since the early 1990`s; I`m surprised the alcoholic fool didn`t call 911 for a cheeseburger and a bottle of Thunderbird.

In jail someone as clueless as Jackson will be a target for predators, I expect he will be calling 911 from jail asking for a giant jar of Vaseline.

This character should be convicted under the three strikes law: Three stupid crimes and you`re sentenced to a life behind bars.

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