March 15th, 2013 10:38 EST
Mama June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo's Mom, Writing A Cookbook
Yesterday I revealed the news to my readers that Honey Boo Boo`s mom is writing a book about her redneck family life. Wait until y`all hear the good news: Mama is also planning on writing a cookbook; we have an abundance of blessings.
America is suffering from an obesity epidemic: Just what we need a cookbook written by the heaviest woman on reality TV.
Mama`s book about her dysfunctional family will make you depressed and suicidal, and her cookbook will encourage you to eat yourself to death by gorging on unhealthy foods.
Seriously though, in these dire financial times Mama`s cookbook can save you a few bucks. When you hit a deer, are you tempted to strap the deer to your car? Don`t despise roadkill; I`m sure Mama will have not only venison recipes, but also wonderful ways to prepare squirrel, raccoon and other roadkill. Roadkill is free and delicious if prepared Mama`s way.
A giant bowl of sketti is delicious, inexpensive to make, easy to prepare, and it will put meat on your bones.
If you want to enjoy life like Mama buy her cookbook, but if you don`t want to look like a baby hippo this may not be the cookbook for you.
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