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Published:April 8th, 2013 12:59 EST
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Dude Pawns Wedding Ring For $20 To Pay For Hooker: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in South Carolina said they arrested a man who allegedly admitted to pawning his wedding ring to pay a prostitute.

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The driver, Marvin Holmes II, 33, allegedly told the officer he decided to pick up a prostitute because he was having problems with his wife. The police report said he told the officer he and Kelley had gone to Apache Pawn, where they pawned his wedding ring for $20. "

UPI

Are you having problems with your wife? Don`t buy her flowers or chocolates, or take her on a cruise to the Bahamas.

Here`s what a discerning and thoughtful gentleman will do if is he is having issues with his spouse:

Pick up a cheap hooker, and then pawn his wedding ring for twenty measly bucks so he can pay her. When the wife finds out what her husband has done, she will thank God for having married such an intelligent and loving man.

OK, back to real life: Holmes` wife isn`t about to bail her creepy husband out of jail, and when he is free he will probably discover that she has filed for divorce.

The moron was charged with solicitation of prostitution and driving under suspension.

 

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/04/04/Police-Wedding-ring-pawned-to-pay-hooker/UPI-29811365096948/#ixzz2PtKHDSe6

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