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Published:May 24th, 2013 10:21 EST
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Wise Mom Has Evil Son Arrested For Stealing Her Pop-Tart: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Charlotte, N.C., said a woman called authorities and had her juvenile son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts.

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The police report said the boy was placed under juvenile arrest on a charge of larceny/misdemeanor."

UPI

A Pop-Tart is a delicious confection, and I don`t blame the mother one bit for calling the cops on her Pop-Tart stealing delinquent son.

It`s a slippery slope my friends, if the mother looks the other way when her good-for-nothing son steals her Pop-Tart, soon he will steal her jewelry and sell it on eBay.

After a couple of days in juvenile hall, where he won`t be served any Pop-Tarts, the evil son will beg his mother to take him back.

Writing this story has made me quite hungry for a delicious Pop-Tart

 

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/05/23/Mother-has-son-arrested-for-Pop-Tart-theft/UPI-72801369350245/#ixzz2UDfhHJDj

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