"According to TMZ, Bynes was spotted bouncing around at Sky Zone in Buffalo, a gym comprised completely of trampolines. Employees at the gym confirmed to the gossip site that Bynes had stopped by to bounce around, but the former Nickelodeon star was adamant on Twitter that she was NOT doing any jumping.
` THAT`S NOT ME!` she tweeted.` I`ve never been to SkyZone! That looks nothing like me!`"
Amanda Bynes has a penchant for wearing ridiculous wigs discarded by 3rd rate drag queens, and at the SkyZone she was sporting a silly-looking brunette wig. Girlfriend that was you acting the fool at the SkyZone.
If the SkyZone has rubber walls it would be the perfect environment for the troubled thespian, she could while away the hours jumping up and down all day. The pop tart could bounce around all day, without worrying about rattling her brain. Hello! She doesn`t have one!
In her dissociated state of mind, it`s difficult for poor Amanda to keep track of her location. When a fan asked her what she was doing in Buffalo, she replied "We`re not in Buffalo." I don`t think Bynes was employing the "royal we", girlfriend either has a split personality or a host of demons have taken residence in her body. Bynes is the only celeb who has earned the right to use the first-person plural pronoun.
Regardless of where Bynes is now, Buffalo, Timbuktu, or a drug-induced fantasy land, she must be back in Manhattan on July 9 for a court appearance.
Amanda darling, you need to get in touch with yourself, or yourselves. You`re a trip, girlfriend.
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