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Published:May 31st, 2013 10:52 EST

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Be Released Early From Rehab To Celebrate Birthday! Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan is begging her treatment team at the Betty Ford Center to let her out early so she can celebrate her upcoming 27th birthday, is exclusively reporting.


According to an insider, Lilo wants the clinic to send a letter to the court indicating that the troubled actress doesn`t need to stay in treatment for the full court-ordered 90 days."

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When you are a child, birthdays mean a lot to you. I`m not surprised that the childish Lindsay Lohan is desperate to get out of rehab early so she can celebrate her 13th, excuse me, I mean 27th birthday.

How can LiLo celebrate her birthday in a style that she`s accustomed to, when alcohol, cocaine and marijuana are banned at the Betty Ford Center?

LiLo you are a silly twit, you think the world revolves around you. You need to spend some time in prison, so it will finally dawn on you that you are nothing but a silly and vain alcoholic/drug addict.

The fact that the pop tart wants to be released from rehab early so she can celebrate her birthday means that her court-ordered 90 days in rehab must be extended to a full year.

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