June 27th, 2013 10:48 EST
Prostitute And Thieves Take John's Wallet, Keys, Phone And Pants
"An Indiana man told police a woman he encountered late at night said she was a prostitute, then she and two men stole his keys, phone, wallet and pants.
Police said the 26-year-old Carmel man told them he was driving around the East Washington Street area of Indianapolis around 10:30 p.m. Tuesday looking at properties when he encountered a woman wearing a white tank top and blue jeans."
When you go looking at properties at 10:30 at night you aren`t likely to encounter any real estate agents dying to show you a home, but you just might encounter a young lady dressed in a tank top and jeans.
The woman asked the man if he wanted to have a good time, and he answered affirmatively and he followed her to an apartment where two men robbed him of his keys, phone, wallet and pants.
The man`s pants were found in an alley behind the apartment building, but his keys, phone, wallet and pride were nowhere to be found.
Moral of this story: When looking at properties or when negotiating with a prostitute don`t think with your Johnson.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/06/26/Indiana-man-says-thieves-took-keys-phone-wallet-and-his-pants/UPI-94061372278393/#ixzz2XQZWeXVk
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