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Published:July 9th, 2013 13:10 EST

Cops Bust Burglar Clad Only In Spider-Man Underwear: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Ohio man wearing nothing but Spider-Man underwear was busted after breaking into a high school and going on a rampage, police said.


Thomas Williams, 24, allegedly lobbed rocks at windows at Moeller High School, in Cincinnati, 1:30 a.m. Sunday.

The 6-foot-5 faux hero -- who weighs 295 pounds -- then embarked on a mindless vandalism spree inside."


The spectacle of a grown man wearing nothing but Spider-Man underwear is enough to make you vomit, but when you consider that this freak is 6-foot 5 and weighs almost 300 pounds, it`s enough to give you nightmares for the rest of your life.

I hope that the kids who attend Moeller High School never find out that it was a grown man clad only in Spider-Man who vandalized their school; their minds are too young to absorb such freaky behavior.

Williams was charged with felony vandalism and breaking and entering. I hope this loser was thrown in jail wearing his Spider-Man undies; the jailbirds would have made mincemeat out of him.


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