August 5th, 2013 12:49 EST
Honey Boo Boo & Her Sisters Love Playing Farting Games: Video
"Allow the Shannon/Thompson clan of `Here Comes Honey Boo Boo` to introduce you to a rousing game about farting called "doorknob.`
You may be familiar with `doorknob`if you lived in a dorm of some kind, but here`s what happens: Somebody farts. The person who farts then has to say `safety` before somebody else in the vicinity says `doorknob` to be safe. If `doorknob` is successfully shouted, then it`s chaos until the farter reaches the doorknob."
The Honey Boo Boo clan`s diet consists of roadkill, cheese balls, sketti, pork rinds and whatever is attracting maggots at the dumpster -- it shouldn`t come as a surprise that they are constantly belching and farting.
Since Honey Boo Boo and her redneck siblings and parents are perpetually cutting the cheese, it`s also no surprise that they love playing games that involve flatulence.
If you suffer from asthma or any other respiratory disease, I warn you, for the love of God, don`t reach for the doorknob leading to the Honey Boo Boo clan`s residence. The Honey Boo Boo house has been declared a toxic waste site by the EPA, and Honey Boo Boo`s rear end has been declared a weapon of mass destruction by Homeland Security.
But if you enjoy watching rednecks acting silly from the comfort and safety of your living room, check out Honey Boo and her sisters playing the doorknob game:
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