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Published:September 7th, 2013 11:28 EST

Naked Robbery Suspect Tries To Hide In Stranger's Home

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was caught with his pants down after he ran naked into a nearby South Florida house following an attempted robbery, officials said.


Deputies were called to the 1100 block of Hamptons Boulevard in North Lauderdale after a witness saw two men walk out of a home with a 50-inch television, according to a Broward County arrest report.

Authorities were able to catch up with one of the men, 21-year-old Zane Thompson-Henry, but the other man, 21-year-old Patrick James, ran away, the report said."


As James fled, a cop grabbed his pants, causing the criminal`s pants to fall down. In order to facilitate his escape, James took off his shirt and pants, and fled the scene with no clothes on.

You can tug on a normal man`s pants for an hour, and his pants aren`t going to fall down. But this idiot was likely wearing saggy pants that were halfway down his butt, and even a baby could have pulled his pants down to his ankles.

The moron then ran into a nearby house where the door happened to be open, scaring the bejesus out of the two women inside.

I wish this clueless robber would have run into my house; my dog would have gone straight for his manhood.

Tip for robber: Might as well wear pants hallway down your butt in jail, hardened cons love candy-a** fools like you

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