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Published:September 28th, 2013 10:43 EST

Zombie Survival Store Opens In Orlando! Are You Prepared For Zombie Apocalypse? Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"When the inevitable zombie apocalypse begins and brain-devouring hordes of the living dead start destroying civilization, Orlando will be prepared.


Tucked away in strip mall off Sand Lake Road near International Drive is one of the country`s only shops dedicated to killing the undead: the Zombie Survival store.`

`Zombies get people excited`, said owner Kurt Josephs, who also owns Josephs Liquor & Fine Wines located next door. It`s a craze right now."

Orlando Sentinel

When the Zombie Apocalypse begins, I wonder which of Josephs` stores will do more business, his liquor store or his zombie survival store.

Make no mistake about it; with Obamacare set to begin in just days, the Zombie Apocalypse is right around the corner.

The Zombie Survival store has everything you need to fend off the brain-eating undead, including gas masks and machetes.

The Zombie Survival store isn`t a novelty shop; it`s a dead (non-dead?) serious enterprise. Now is the time to stock up on supplies you will need to survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

It`s not trendies or ironic types that are buying everything off the shelves at the Zombie store, it`s regular folks who want to survive the impending Zombie nightmare.

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