October 22nd, 2013 12:19 EST
Dude, 64, Dressed As The Joker Arrested For Drunk Driving: Video
"Meet Dennis Lalime.
The 64-year-old Maine resident was returning home from a Halloween party this weekend when he lost control of his 2002 Buick Regal and crashed into several trees and a rock.
As first reported by the Morning Sentinel, after police arrived at the scene, Lalime, who was not injured in the crash, was arrested for drunk driving."
The Smoking Gun
Lalime acted age-appropriate driving a 2002 Buick, but 64 is too old to be dressing up for Halloween.
God protects jokers and drunks; they are rarely injured in automobile accidents. This oxygen thief may have crashed into several trees, but he walked away from the accident unscathed.
Hey crazy joker, goood luck in the Big House, the jailbirds will just love your joker make-up.
Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin touched his junk,
The batmobile lost its wheel,
And the Joker got drunk.
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