October 22nd, 2013 12:55 EST
Man, 68, Shoots Dude, 22, Sleeping With His Wife!
"A local senior citizen shot a 22-year-old man after he caught him sleeping beside his wife in their guest house.
According to ABC 15, the unnamed 68-year-old man found Stephen Trevor Chapman, 22, slumbering next to his 63-year-old wife. Authorities told the station that, upon discovering the pair, he woke Chapman by tapping him with a cane and telling him to leave.
Chapman reportedly responded by yelling and refusing to go. Officials with the Pinal County Sheriff`s Office then said that the homeowner, who is said to have Parkinson`s disease, fired what was referred to as a `warning shot` in Chapman`s direction."
Grandpa`s Johnson may be shooting blanks, but there was nothing wrong with his shotgun. The young punk was lucky that he was hit only by a stray pellet. The old man suffers from Parkinson`s disease; it`s a miracle his "warning shot" didn`t blow the young freak`s head off.
If this elderly gentleman had killed Chapman, it would have been a clear-cut case of justifiable homicide. When you reach the ripe old age of 68 you don`t put up with any tomfoolery, certainly not with a young perv sleeping with your wife.
The young dude was arrested and is charged with one count of disorderly conduct, and the old fart won`t face any charges.
I love happy endings.
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