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Published:November 2nd, 2013 11:10 EST

Cops Nab Suspect Using Print From His Severed Finger: Moron Fingered Himself! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Glendale police say a severed finger led them to the foiled thief who lost it.

`His own finger put him behind bars,` a police spokeswoman said.


The suspect, Joshua Allen Goverman, 29, of Glendale, was booked on suspicion of theft on the strength of the evidence he left behind, police said."

Arizona Central

On October 7, this moron stole copper wiring from the back of a truck parked in a driveway. When the victim walked out to his work truck he most of his wiring gone, but he found a severed finger caught in the wiring.

When cops respond to a burglary they are lucky if they find a fingerprint, but this hapless thief left behind his finger. I`ve heard of bad guys giving the cops the finger, but this cretin basically fingered himself.

The cops obtained a fingerprint from the severed finger, and a positive identification was made. When the police arrested Goverman, he was missing a finger. In this case being caught with a missing digit was better than catching the thief red-handed.

The oxygen thief even posted a photo of his hand with the missing finger on Facebook. Let`s hope that at the next crime scene this fool leaves his manhood behind, we don`t need any little Goverman criminals.


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