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Published:November 9th, 2013 11:21 EST

Lady Wears Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex In Waffle House Parking Lot

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A police officer said a man and woman were observed having sex in a Dodge truck outside the restaurant.


When approached by police, the man in the truck put on his pants and handed over his ID.

The woman had to be told multiple times to get dressed and eventually tried to wear a hamburger on her foot like a sandal, the police report said."

Atlanta Journal Constitution

At least the gentleman observed proper etiquette and put on his pants when approached by a cop; I hope the poor cop was wearing rubber gloves.

The lady on the other hand, had to be ordered several times to put her clothes on, before complying with the reasonable request.

The amorous couple failed the breathalyzer test, but the cop didn`t need to administer any tests to determine that the woman was drunk as a skunk. When you put on a Waffle House cheeseburger on your foot like a sandal: You are drunk!

I`ve seen a photograph of the woman and she`s not bad looking; I would hook up with her even if she was wearing hamburgers as sandals and waffles as a bra.

The randy couple was cited for public drunkeness and loitering.

When you get busted for having sex in a Waffle House parking lot, and for an encore you wear a cheeseburger as a sandal: You`re a redneck.

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