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Published:November 12th, 2013 12:14 EST

Lady, 75, Hurls Bag of Dog Poop At Cyclist! You Go Girl!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 75-year-old British woman was convicted of assault for emptying a bag of dog droppings on a cyclist she accused of riding too close to her."



My reaction? Susan Currall, 75, of Trumpington, England: You go girl!

Cyclists with their spandex shorts and nerd helmets are an aesthetic abomination and a safety hazard to commuters and pedestrians.

I don`t know how many times I`ve been sorely tempted to run over a cyclist who was peddling along in front of me at ten miles per hour in a 30 mph zone.

When you reach the ripe old age of 75 you don`t suffer fools gladly; I`m surprised it wasn`t her own feces that she hurled at the cyclist from hell.

The sweet old lady was ordered to pay the cyclist $40 to cover his dry-cleaning costs.

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