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Published:December 3rd, 2013 13:53 EST

Dad & Son Have Epic Brawl Over Mac & Cheese: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in South Carolina said they arrested a 20-year-old man accused of assaulting his father during an argument about macaroni and cheese.


The Spartanburg County Sheriff`s Office said Brian Rossi, 54, told deputies the incident began Sunday when he was  trying to make some macaroni and cheese for dinner` and he  discovered that there was only pasta and no more cheese packets` left in the package."


Macaroni but no cheese is a culinary emergency!

That`s like spaghetti, but no meatballs, or a hamburger without fries.

Evidently the father is a scholar, gentleman and a culinary expert, and he had every right in the world to go postal over his son using all the cheese packets.

The son was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault and battery. He was jailed in lieu of $1,097 bond. Dude couldn`t afford such a paltry bail, no wonder all he eats is mac and cheese.

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