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Published:December 14th, 2013 12:36 EST
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Perfect Christmas Gift For UFO Nuts: UFO Detector! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

If you have a weird uncle who`s into yoga, collecting butterflies and UFO`s, buy him a UFO Detector for Christmas. This contraption beeps when it detects a magnetic anomaly usually associated with flying saucers.

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I don`t own a UFO Detector but my bullsh** detector works well enough, and it tells me that I`m a beeping fool if I plunk down good money for this silly gadget.

If this thing starts beeping don`t worry UFOs aren`t invading your home town, it probably means Obama is spouting nonsense on your TV

If you are UFO nut and can`t live without a tin foil hat and a UFO Detector, here`s a link to this fabulous product:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FVUKKO?tag=kinja-20&ascsubtag=[postId|1482005539[asin|B000FVUKKO[authorId|5717795175536518860[referrer|www.google.com[type|mod-title

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