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Published:December 14th, 2013 12:16 EST
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Santa Warns Christmas May Be Canceled In Wretched Greenpeace Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

A weary and disheveled-looking Santa delivers a chilling Christmas message from a melting Arctic in a new propaganda video from Greenpeace.

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This Santa makes a skid row wino wearing a Santa cap look like distinguished gentleman. The Greenpeace Santa warns the impressionable children of the world that Christmas may be canceled this year due to global warming.

This execrable ad ends with a call to action to Save Santa`s Home in the North Pole.

Greenpeace is Scrooge this year for unleashing this vile video; for God`s sakes protect your children from watching it.

How dare Greenpeace destroy Santa Claus, a beloved icon that is beloved by children and perfectly represents the Christmas season?

Santa with his red face, bulbous nose, and imposing girth symbolizes the greed, debauchery, mindless consumerism and gluttony of Christmas. Good old freaking Santa Claus is the ideal symbol for capitalism gone awry.

Greenpeace: Leave our beloved Santa the hell alone!


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