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Published:December 16th, 2013 13:39 EST
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Cops Arrest Driver Named Jesus Who Was Hauling Weed in Christmas Wrapped Packages

By Robert Paul Reyes

Pennsylvania police had a drug bust literally gift-wrapped for them last week when they arrested a Florida man with about 20 pounds of marijuana in boxes wrapped as Christmas presents.

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Police pulled over 38-year-old Randy Jesus Valdivia, of Surfside, Fla., on Interstate 80 near State College and asked to search his vehicle after observing "criminal activity indicators.` "

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Jesus consented to a search, (hasn`t homeboy heard about "Just Say No`?), and the cops discovered the gift-wrapped boxes containing weed.

The cops asked to search Jesus` vehicle after observing criminal activity indicators. " Hmm, did the racist cops conclude that Jesus was up to no good simply because he`s Hispanic? Or maybe the criminal activity indicator " was a Snoop Dogg bumper sticker?

A man named Jesus is driving around Surfside, Fla. with weed in boxes wrapped as Christmas presents. The cops should have presented this Jesus/Santa dude with a key to the city of Surfside instead of arresting him.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2013/12/16/Police-bust-Florida-man-with-20-pounds-of-pot-wrapped-as-Christmas-presents/2751387202321/#ixzz2nfDzhQ9f

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