December 22nd, 2013 10:46 EST
Terrified Airline Pilot Ducks As He Sees UFO Heading Straight To Cockpit!
"A terrified airline pilot ducked to avoid a UFO he feared was going to smash into his plane at 34,000ft.
The captain of the packed Airbus A320 spotted the silver object heading straight for the cockpit as his plane flew above Berkshire.
The captain was so spooked by the incident in July that he reported the sighting to safety watchdogs at the UK Airprox Board, which investigates near-misses in British airspace."
The terrified caption asked his co-pilot "Did you see that?" The co-pilot responded, "See what?" Exactly, there was nothing to see, the action was playing out in the captain`s imagination.
At least the captain responded to the phantom UFO by ducking his head instead of plunging his plane into a nosedive.
Investigators failed to find any unidentified aircraft in the area at the time. Instead of searching the skies for UFOs, investigators should have been examined the vast empty space between the captain`s ears.
The captain claims he saw a flying object shaped like a cigar, methinks the good captain has Freudian issues.