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Published:January 7th, 2014 11:07 EST
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Coonrippy Running For Governor To Get His Raccoon Back: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Tennessee man who lost his pet raccoon after a video of him showering with his other raccoon went viral on YouTube is running for governor in order to get back his faithful companion.

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Mark Coonrippy  Brown will take on Governor Bill Haslam in the Republican primary this August in a bid that he hopes will get Rebekah away from state wildlife officials and back into his arms."

UPI

Wildlife officials seized Coonrippy`s pet raccoon Rebekah, a raccoon is considered a wild animal and it`s illegal in Tennessee to own one as a pet.

Coonrippy has only himself to blame, authorities would never have known that he kept raccoons as pets if he hadn`t posted dozens of videos showing him dancing and showering with the nocturnal mammals.

Now Coonrippy is running for Governor is a bid to get Rebekah away from state wildlife officials. I guess you have to be ripped on moonshine to understand how Coonrippy`s quixotic run for governor will result in him getting his raccoon back.

Raccoons are intelligent but wild and mean critters, and you`d have to be a whacked-out hillbilly to try to domesticate them.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/Blog/2014/01/07/Man-running-for-Tennessee-governor-to-get-his-raccoon-back/8931389101351/#ixzz2pjDuTbww

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