January 26th, 2014 10:54 EST
Seattle Butcher Offers Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage: Video
"Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles. He was showered in them after popping off a touchdown run earlier in the playoffs. His affinity for the rainbow-colored candies has been equal parts celebrated and mocked. But it has never been turned into a sausage.
A Seattle butcher has taken Skittles and combined them with sausage in one of the most unholy marriages in the history of food."
I love sausages, but I wouldn`t want to go behind the scenes and see how they are made. I`d rather be skinned alive than witness how Skittle Sausages are made.
Some things naturally go together: Pizza and beer! Hamburgers and French fries! Spaghetti & Meatballs!
Some things don`t: Caviar and Milk Duds! Tofu & steak! Skittles and Sausages!
Marshawn Lynch should be pelted with Skittles and sausages if his team wins the Super Bowl, but nobody should be expected to eat a Skittles Sausage.