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Published:January 26th, 2014 10:54 EST
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Seattle Butcher Offers Beast Mode Spicy Skittles Sausage: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch loves Skittles. He was showered in them after popping off a touchdown run earlier in the playoffs. His affinity for the rainbow-colored candies has been equal parts celebrated and mocked. But it has never been turned into a sausage.

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Until today.

A Seattle butcher has taken Skittles and combined them with sausage in one of the most unholy marriages in the history of food."

USA Today

I love sausages, but I wouldn`t want to go behind the scenes and see how they are made. I`d rather be skinned alive than witness how Skittle Sausages are made.

Some things naturally go together: Pizza and beer! Hamburgers and French fries! Spaghetti & Meatballs!

Some things don`t: Caviar and Milk Duds! Tofu & steak! Skittles and Sausages!

Marshawn Lynch should be pelted with Skittles and sausages if his team wins the Super Bowl, but nobody should be expected to eat a Skittles Sausage.

Read More:

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/01/marshawn-lynch-seattle-seahawks-best-mode-sausage-skittles/

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