January 29th, 2014 11:15 EST
Crazy Brit has Suffered from Fear of Newspapers for 25 Years!
"A British woman said her phobia of newspapers is so powerful she finds it difficult even to look at them.
Diane Freelove, 49, of Rochester, England, said she has suffered from chloephobia, the fear of newspapers, for about 25 years and she can`t stand the look, smell or touch of a newspaper."
I love the feel, smell and look of a newspaper, drinking coffee and reading the morning newspaper is one of the simple pleasures in life. I guess hooking up with Freelove is out of the question, my fantasy is to make love to a beautiful woman in a bed of newspapers.
This poor woman has suffered with her strange affliction for 25 years, but her nightmare will soon come to an end. Newspapers are practically obsolete, and soon the only place where you will see a newspaper is in a museum.
Freelove explains that when she was a child her mother playfully hit her father over the head with a newspaper, and ever since she became afraid of newspapers. It`s a good thing her mom didn`t pimpslap her father with her drawers...
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/01/28/British-woman-suffers-from-fear-of-newspapers/UPI-60161390937634/#ixzz2rnuFonsM