February 1st, 2014 11:16 EST
George Zimmerman Agrees to Celeb Boxing Match: I'll Fight Anyone! Video!
George Zimmerman has agreed to take part in a pay-per-view celebrity boxing match organized by celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman.
Zimmerman`s opponent hasn`t been chosen, but the promoter is open to suggestions.
To give this travesty a veneer of respectability, the proceeds will be donated to charity.
The abomination is scheduled for March 1, 2014, but it should have been scheduled for April 1, 2014.
This event will only be a success if Zimmermann`s opponent is an African American. Nobody would pay a dime to watch Zimmermann get his butt whipped by a white dude. Many prominent black celebs have expressed a burning desire to box Zimmerman. DMX says he`ll be jailed if promoters allow him to step in a boxing ring with Zimmermann because he`d break every boxing rule in the book and then piss on his face. The Game says that he would beat the fu** out of him.
The perfect matchup would pit White Hispanic Zimmermann against a Black Hispanic celeb; there are many Black Hispanic baseball players who would love to knock Zimmerman out.
But seriously I hope this event doesn`t take place, the Zimmermann trial has already exacerbated racial tensions, the last thing we need is a boxing match between the former neighborhood watch leader and a black celeb. If the black celeb doesn`t maim Zimmerman, somebody in the audience will gun him down.
George Zimmerman was lucky to be acquitted; if he had two brain cells to rub together he would keep a very low profile. This celeb boxing match is a bad idea for Zimmerman and for our country.