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Published:February 6th, 2014 11:00 EST

Wife is Accused of Assaulting Hubby with Toast and Butter!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A wife has been accused of assaulting her husband with toast and butter.

A court heard Julie Evans first poured water over her husband James when he fell asleep on the sofa after she asked him to do chores.


And the row is alleged to have escalated at breakfast the next morning.

Prosecutor Theresa Perry said: `She started an argument and threw her toast at him. He left as he felt she was being petty, but she grabbed a handful of butter and smeared it on his face.`"


I don`t blame any husband for ignoring his spouse when she nags him to do chores. But this bloke had a perfectly solid reason for not doing the dishes; he`s afflicted with multiple sclerosis.

It`s bad enough to have your wife fling toast at you, but then to add insult to injury she smeared butter on his face. Evidently the bloody wench tried to tear off his ear as well, the hapless gentleman needed 13 stitches to repair his torn ear.

This dude needs to divorce his wife post haste; if he doesn`t take out the garbage she`s liable to clobber him over the head with a pot roast.

Domestic abuse is a serious issue, but women are often given a pass when they are the perpetrators. I hope Evans is slapped with a lengthy prison sentence.


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