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Published:February 8th, 2014 11:46 EST

Trailer Park Resident Tells Cops His Wife Was Abducted By Intruders Using Holograms

By Robert Paul Reyes

"When Martin County Sheriff`s investigators approached a rental trailer in Florida, one of its inhabitants informed them that his wife had been abducted by intruders who were using holograms."



A trailer park is a Twilight Zone where a different paradigm is in full effect, and pilgrim you`d better get with the program and drink moonshine or smoke weed if you don`t want to stick out like a sore thumb.

A Florida police department would never send a rookie to investigate a call in a trailer park, only a seasoned veteran can make heads or tails out of the tomfoolery that thrives in these godforsaken places.

When a trailer park denizen tells a cop that his wife has been abducted by intruders using holograms what he`s really saying is the following:

Officer, my girlfriend willingly went to the trailer at the end of the row to party with a bunch of wild rednecks. Can you please ask her to come home?

The owner of the trailer park told the authorities that she plans on evicting the man, because he has a penchant for brandishing guns.

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