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Published:February 16th, 2014 12:24 EST
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Woman Jailed for Failing to Return Jennifer Lopez Video She Rented in 2005: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in South Carolina arrested a woman they accused of failing to return a Jennifer Lopez romantic comedy VHS she rented.

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Kayla Michelle Finley, 27, was charged with failure to return a rented video cassette, the Pickens County Sheriff`s Office said."

UPI

Kayla has some `splaining to do:

If Kayla has children she will have to explain to them the meaning of "video store"and " video cassette."

If she has a boyfriend she will have to explain to him what ever possessed her to rent the Jennifer Lopez romantic-comedy "Monster-in-Law."  The flick was panned by critics; Rotten Tomatoes gives it a score of 16%

Kayla will have to explain to a jury why she ignored repeated warning letters from the now defunct video store and failed to return the damn video.

Kayla is a hottie and I don`t care if she`s a deadbeat. Listen up girlfriend, I`m hooked up with cable and Netflix, move in with me and you can watch just about any movie for free.


Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/16/SC-woman-arrested-for-failing-to-return-rented-VHS/UPI-32011392565512/#ixzz2tVB3cdM9

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