March 7th, 2014 12:24 EST
App Turns iPhone into Bacon Scent Alarm Clock: Video
"Oscar Mayer has created an iPhone dongle that functions as an alarm clock by producing the smell of bacon in the morning.
But to get one, users will have to enter a contest.
To apply for the contest, users must head to WakeUpAndSmelltheBacon.com. The last day to apply is April 4."
The Los Angeles Times
The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon in Madison, Wis is responsible for this promotion. Had I heard about this wonderful Oscar Mayer Institute as a young man, my life would have taken a different course. I would never have pursued a career in insurance, and I wouldn`t have wasted my time dabbling in writing. I would have dedicated my life to the noble goal of advancing the love of bacon.
I can`t think of a more useful app than a device than awakens sleepyheads to the sizzle and smell of frying bacon. I`d rather wake up to the smell of bacon, than to a bikini-clad Angelina Jolie kissing me passionately on the lips.
Wake up and smell the coffee and enter the contest! Transform your iPhone into a Bacon Scent Alarm Clock! There will be 4,700 winners!