March 13th, 2014 11:16 EST
UFO Insanity! Over 1,000 UFOs Spotted in Canada Last Year! Video!
"UFO sightings in Canada are sky high, hitting a total only seen once before in the past 25 years.
There were 1,180 UFO sightings reported in 2013, or about three each day, according to the Canadian UFO Survey, an annual survey released Tuesday by Winnipeg-based UFOlogy Research of Manitoba."
IF UFO`s are spacecraft operated by extraterrestrials you would expect them to gravitate towards the capitols of Earthly power: Moscow, Beijing, Washington D.C, and London.
Why in the name of the Great Mothership in the Sky would UFO`s congregate over the skies of Canada? There is nothing in Canada but snow, dubious pop stars and hockey rinks. Maybe that`s it; snow must be a fascinating phenomenon for aliens.
I lived in the San Francisco Bay Area for the first 41 years of my life, and in that time I only saw it snow one time. I now life in central Virginia, and I get deliriously happy whenever it snows, I can understand the fascination aliens have with snow.
Of course the answer is that aliens aren`t obsessed with snow, but Canadians are bored with snow. There`s nothing to do in Canada but throw snowballs and build snowmen, so Canadians imagine they see flying saucers in the sky.