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Published:April 2nd, 2014 09:51 EST

The Case of the Horny Old Man, Beautiful Masseuse & the Missing Rolex Watch

By Robert Paul Reyes

"During a $300 private massage session with 66-year-old Kenneth Herold, 25-year-old Christina Lafave asked him to remove his $35,000 Rolex Presidential watch so she could work on his arms.

After the massage was over, Herold called Wynn Las Vegas security to his suite at the hotel. When they arrived, Herold said Lafave had stolen his watch.

Security officers cuffed Lafave and Metro officers were called in to search the suite but the watch had vanished without a trace."

UPI

The masseuse probably figured Herold, 66, would be too senile to remember he had removed the watch from his arm. Indeed the feeble old man has no business wearing such an expensive watch, relieving him of his timepiece is like taking candy from a baby.

Lafave eventually confessed to the cop that the stolen item was in her love box, the cop didn`t want to get caught with his hand in the cookie jar so he took the young lady to a hospital to have it removed.

Lafave was arrested and faces a felony charge of grand larceny and possession of stolen property. She was released on $40,000 bail. This must not be the first luxury watch she stashed in her lady cave, how could she afford to pay her bail?

The thief plans on fighting the case, claiming illegal search-and-seizure. I admit the search of a body cavity is invasive, but how else were they going to retrieve the watch?

A legitimate massage doesn`t cost $300, the old man may have been a bit senile but he knew he was dealing with a prostitute. The horny old bastard didn`t deserve to get his watch back.

 
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/04/01/Las-Vegas-masseuse-stashes-35000-stolen-Rolex-in-her-vagina/7371396356273/#ixzz2xjer4Dxh

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