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Published:April 4th, 2014 11:41 EST

Man Stages Burglary to Avoid Going to Work: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida man may have gotten out of going to work after staging a fake burglary at his home, but the place he ended up is probably worse -- jail."



I hate going to work, and I`ve come up with plenty of creative excuses for missing work: Everything from a bee hive fell on my lap to my dog is vomiting all over my house.

But this guy takes the cake, unfortunately his desperate attempt to miss work landed him in jail, and he`ll be lucky if his boss doesn`t fire him.

Dwayne Yeager, 31,fake burglary was so amateurish that he eventually had to confess to cops that he staged the burglary as an excuse to miss work. The wimp stated his spouse was adamant that he go to work and he just didn`t want to.

You be the judge: What does this dude need more, brains or cojones to stand up to his wife?

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